smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

pententicle:

How men deal with periods.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OMG THIS KILLED ME

(via dean-took-my-pie)

savours:

CAN SOMEONE PLS HAND THIS WOMAN A MEDAL

savours:

CAN SOMEONE PLS HAND THIS WOMAN A MEDAL

(Source: n-a-blue-box, via dean-took-my-pie)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via skylorde)

390,983 Plays

spnismywholelife:

lucifersdalek:

bellasara1998:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

all-hail-the-pie:

mo0se-tache:

freakzter:

the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing

it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing

Are you alright man?

hunting things~
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motherfucking mickey mouse

I think I just peed in my pants…. I can’t stop cackling!!!!

i think im laughing bc hes laughing and i cant stop laughing

SAAAMMMAAAY

(Source: dajo42, via skylorde)

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant, via skylorde)

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via dean-took-my-pie)

skylorde:

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food


are you freaking kidding me

skylorde:

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

are you freaking kidding me

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo)

ofbeastsandthings:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

Britain in a GIFset.

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.

(Source: sunshineanderson, via dean-took-my-pie)

frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)

awomanfromitaly:

claydols:

its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior

literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross

(Source: rosewad, via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)